Why girls say no!!!!

Oftentimes,when campus guys’ pleas for love are rejected,they accuse the girls of being snobbish gold diggers,whose only interests lie in guzzling expensive liquors and tearing apart chicken musculature.And girls being the fair, considerate creatures they are prefer not to deflate our egos any further; they do not reveal to us the exact reasons they threw our love manifestos out the window. This time, your favorite column brings you some of the reasons girls rightly decide to say no. Please enjoy, and don’t hesitate to leave a comment.

The rain maker:

You must have met someone whose salivary glands are as active as a city fountain.When such a guy is talking to you,hundreds of miniature saliva missiles hit your forehead. If it was meant to be a whisper,your ear canals are left flooded with copious amounts of the guy’s saliva. It was this kind of agonizing situation that Linda an exceptionally beautiful second year girl had to experience when she granted one guy’s request for a date with her.

Every three minutes, she had to wipe her lovely face of the barrage of saliva drops that came its way. And yet the guy would not stop talking, since he wanted to impress at all coats. Since then, beautiful Linda has changed SIM cards and religiously avoided the places he might meet her.


Dizzy nuts:

Okay, this has nothing to do with the ruff neck singer you know. It is a name I
have adopted for a guy I know who has had a long - running insatiable appetite for roasted ground nuts.Owing to the fact that this guy has really broad canine teeth, ground nut skins often paste themselves on his enamels. One day he walked up to a girl who had throbbed his heart and proclaimed his love.

The beautiful girl for some reason started giggling whenever the guy opened his mouth.The guy at this moment thought it was his charm working up the girl. So he belted out more of his smooth talk, laced with innocent ear -to - ear smiles. What he didn’t know was that the girl’s giggling was elicited by the red stuff on his enamels, and not the charm he thought he wielded. So when the time came to ask the all important question, he was more than shocked when a girl who was giggling and laughing moments back gave him a blunt NO!


Scary scars:

Jeff is the kind of guy you wouldn’t be wrong to call cool. He has that Denzel
Washington kind of look, and it was this that made Carol succumb to his pass at her. Days later she started benching at his place. Everything was going well until the day Jeff – forced by an overheated room – removed his shirt. What Carol saw unnerved her.

Jeff’s body was full of terrifying marks inflicted by caning. It made her start to wonder where this cool guy had got such terrifying skin lesions. Was Jeff a phone thief? Was he a former rebel or what? And with the kind of fear this pretty lady had for rogues, Jeff didn’t stand a chance. It is then that hestarted noticing that his gestures were not being reciprocated any more.

The girl benched him less, and she rarely picked his calls. It was her way of calling it quits. By the time Jeff discovered why the girl had become that distant, it was too long; too long to explain that the scars were actually inflicted by his step mother when he was a child,and not a mob punishing a phone thief!